IM messages That Should Never be Read Aloud

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Why::]Ever watch To Catch a Predator on Dateline NBC? Where they trap pedophiles who think they are gonna hook up with a 12 year old? These are the soundbytes of those initial IM conversations. I'm thinking of taking some and making it my new voicemail greeting...