Monday, April 23, 2007

The Dangers of YouTube

Link ::]http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/02/prisonersofyoutube.php
Why::]The stories behind the videos that made us laugh at these poor bastards...

How to Pick Your Nose Discreetly

Link ::]http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-Your-Nose-Inconspicuously
Why::]A very thorough guide to picking your nose although I find the Thumb-Finger method too hard. I mean, your thumb up your nose??

Embarassing Pics of George W. Bush

Link ::]http://www.thedailybackground.com/2007/04/18/the-top-15-most-embarrassing-photos-of-george-w-bush/
Why::]Not only does some of the things he say make me laugh, but now just looking at him makes me chuckle...

The 30 Strangest Movie Posters of all Time

Link ::]http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1847
Why::]After a long break to deal with wedding stuff and a trip to Vegas, I am back. Now, had I seen these posters before, I would have never seen some of these movies....

Friday, March 23, 2007

It is Absolutely Sick How Cute This Bear Is...

Link ::]http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2007/03/23/3813583.html
Why::]They should club the guy who suggested they let this baby polar bear die...I mean this bear is beyond adorable....

The Lost Art of the TV Theme Song

Link ::]http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2007/03/theme-songs-sung-by-cast-members.html
Why::]Nowadays, TV theme songs are these 20 second instrumental pieces of crap [with the exception of 24 - that's pure gold]. But these theme songs, sung by the actual cast, are classics. Download them and crank the volume to your iPod...if you were lame.

Work Stressing You Out?

Link ::]http://www.fhmonline.com/articles-4044.asp
Why::]I have worked with some of these people and, let me tell you, seeing it in person makes you feel really uncomfortable. Afterwards, when I have had time to reflect upon it, I laugh my ass off...

Old Time Hockey

Link ::]http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7497
Why::]With the recent spat of hardcore hockey fights recently, let's look back at a time where crazy fights were commonplace.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Looking for a Mentor?

Link ::]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/review.php?id=210
Why::]If you feel lost and unsure on where life is taking you, look no further. These wise people will show you the way to happiness and enlightenment.

These will be in my DVD Collection soon...

Link ::]http://www.fantent.com/2007/02/04/turkish-star-wars-superman-et-and-more/
Why::]Wow. Turkey makes some amazing movies. I mean, I can only imagine what it would have been like in the theatre to see these masterpieces on the big screen. I love foreign films...

Celebrities are Short!

Link ::]http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2040&photo_key=2377
Link ::]http://img480.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ca141jd0.jpg
Link ::]http://img487.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jsay0.jpg
Why::]I am so disillusioned by this. I mean, I knew that a lot of people in Hollywood were short but these girls are hobbits!! Look how high they come to the top of a car...while wearing heels!! They are still hot though....

Saturday, March 10, 2007

IM messages That Should Never be Read Aloud

Link ::]http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Westmar.aspx
Why::]Ever watch To Catch a Predator on Dateline NBC? Where they trap pedophiles who think they are gonna hook up with a 12 year old? These are the soundbytes of those initial IM conversations. I'm thinking of taking some and making it my new voicemail greeting...

Anyone looking for a Place?

Link ::]http://elliman.com/Listings.aspx?ListingID=839055&rentalperiod=&SearchType=apartments
Why::]If I only knew this was available, I would have never bought my condo. I like the fact that each bedroom has a bathroom. And only 20% down!!

7 Movies That Makes Guys Cry

Link ::]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17474383/
Why::]Not to flex my testosterone but I have seen these movies and I never cried...of course, I am an insensitive prick..

Top 25 Crimes of the Century

Link ::]http://www.time.com/time/2007/crimes/
Why::]A nice little anthology of the biggest crimes. The later crimes don't really measure up to the earlier crimes except for O.J. [I remember spending many a day watching the court coverage instead of studying at university].

Thursday, March 08, 2007

It's a Small World My Ass...

Link ::]http://andys.org.uk/countryquiz/245.html
Why::]Because, when I started this game, I cared about how much I know about the world. Now? Not so much...